I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

All depends really on what kinds of assumptions you make. When you're forecasting things that will be happening 50 to 100 years in the future, it's really hard to predict what's going to happen that far out, so you have to make a bunch of assumptions.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.