I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Knight without fear and without reproach.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.