I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.