The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.