People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!