People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear him when he speaks.

To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population -- ah, that's proof of pure political genius.

People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

Lovely girls are terribly insecure. They are convinced that their legs are too thick, and their bottoms are too big, and their bosoms are too small. They are conviced that their nose is the wrong shape, that their ears stick out, and that their eyes are too close together. They need a man who will tell them they are exactly right as they are. They do not believe him, but they need to hear it said.