Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.

When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.

If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.

Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter name." "I'll have to forget how to spell it.

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.