Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.

I seldom feel trapped by my world. Setting up rules and restrictions is part of the process. It gives your world shape. I always look at these things like haiku: you have to work within certain parameters, but within them, you’re completely free.

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

I guarantee you I'm not going to forget your voice. We're going to run into each other down the road sometime, and when we do I'm going to pop you apart one rivet at a time." "There's the monster. Hello, monster.

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.