No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)