God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.

Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

Revenge is never what you think it's going to be. There's no pleasure and glory, and when it's done your grief remains. Once a man does the things you're talking about, he will never be the same, and he can never go back to who he was before. Worst of all, no matter how many enemies you kill, you are never satisfied. There is always one more who deserves it. When it becomes too easy to kill, it never ends.

Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.