I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.
If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!