I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.
You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.
I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.
When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any niggers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any."