Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.
Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."
The MS really started going downhill in 1990.
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.