You don't get to be old bein' no fool.

There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.

He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.

The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?

The MS really started going downhill in 1990.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.