What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.

No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

In March I had a minor heart attack while I was vacationing in Australia. it scared me, but it was nothing compared to what someone had in store for me down the road.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.