I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.

There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.