It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat.

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?

I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.

I wanna grow up and be a critic.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.