The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave us to our work.

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.

It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat.

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

The MS really started going downhill in 1990.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.