I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.