I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.
Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.
I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.
No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.