In March I had a minor heart attack while I was vacationing in Australia. it scared me, but it was nothing compared to what someone had in store for me down the road.

The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?

If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.

I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n - - jokes. I don't like it.

Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.

The MS really started going downhill in 1990.

That's insanity. We must be good all the time.