That's insanity. We must be good all the time.

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.

In March I had a minor heart attack while I was vacationing in Australia. it scared me, but it was nothing compared to what someone had in store for me down the road.