If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.
Everyone carries around his own monsters.
My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.