When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.