Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

The MS really started going downhill in 1990.

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.