If I have to die, I want to combust in the middle of one of my classes.

Yeah, but I do call them back and follow up. Most people talk at overweight people, I talk with them.

People treat me like family, 'cause I've always treated them like family.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh.