You know, if your parents didn't have you, they'd be living in a nicer home, driving a Mercedes-Benz, with money in the bank and a boat. But noooooo. They had to have you! You've got to give back!

When I go to bed, I ask God to give me one more day tomorrow. When I get it, I'm excited and grateful.

Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying this little bean from El Salvador.

You shouldn't make fun of people who have issues.

People need the court jester, so I keep that smile on and keep going out there to do what I do.

I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset.

My life is just a never-ending work in progress.