You know, if your parents didn't have you, they'd be living in a nicer home, driving a Mercedes-Benz, with money in the bank and a boat. But noooooo. They had to have you! You've got to give back!

This is my theater. This is where I can sing and act out a play and do sit-ups at the same time

If I have to die, I want to combust in the middle of one of my classes.

You can say anything you want to say about me. But don't you dare address overweight people with terrible names and ugly remarks. That is what upsets me.

Work hard, take care of yourself, and you'll be just fine.

Take a moment every day to find peace. Pull over to the side of the road, turn off the radio, and find peace.

Thats what we need going into the millennium. We need some positive, happy stuff.