I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.
Richard SimmonsPuberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff, or from ice cream in a cone to creme brulee.
Richard SimmonsWhen I go to bed, I ask God to give me one more day tomorrow. When I get it, I'm excited and grateful.
Richard SimmonsIf you want to get the body you've always dreamed of, you have to earn it. You can't buy it, you can't rent it. You have to earn it. My formula has always been love yourself, move your body, watch your portions. And it sounds so easy, but it is not.
Richard Simmons