Cynic: an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision

The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability.

Cynic: an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision

Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH.

CHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.

REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

Communism: Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty