Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications.
Rick BayanCHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.
Rick BayanThe world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability.
Rick BayanPOWER: The ability to make our fellow humans squirm, sweat and stammer on command. Often regarded as an aphrodisiac; actually a potent laxative that, whenever ingested by people in high places, causes everyone below to run for cover.
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