Everything happens for a reason, Sadie, even bad things.

That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.

Just because I'm Native American doesn't mean I can track furniture through the wilderness." She deepened her voice: "'Yes, kemosabe. A three-legged table passed this way an hour ago.' Heck, I don’t know.

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.

Yay!” Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug—even Octavian, who didn't look thrilled about it.

I guess it wasn't everyday they see a yellow lifeboat with no engine going a hundred knots an hour, manned by three kids.