Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Doughboy, we need to talk.” Doughboy opened his wax eyes. “Finally! You realize how stuffy it is in there? At last you’ve remembered that you need my brilliant guidance.” “Actually we need to become a coat.

Nothing is unfixable.

I get letters from college kids who have read Percy Jackson when they were younger who tell me, 'I just passed my Classics exam.' The books are accurate enough that they can serve as a gateway to Homer and Virgil.

may the gods be with you

You mix Greek and Roman, you know what you get? You get BAM!

Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?