The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.

I don't do anything for the money.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

You do your own thing and you see if you survive.

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know.

I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?