The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

I like big escapist films. It's odd because the type of comedian I am and the things I do when I'm writing and directing myself usually deal with the darker side of the human psyche and excruciating social faux pas. I often deal in taboos and the subjects I do as a stand-up are quite challenging. But my film roles have been much more fun and escapist.