Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain." Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.