I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now

I'm basically a 'do unto others' type person. I don't have any religious feelings because I'm an atheist, but I live my life like there's a God. And if there was he'd probably love me.