I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

I like big escapist films. It's odd because the type of comedian I am and the things I do when I'm writing and directing myself usually deal with the darker side of the human psyche and excruciating social faux pas. I often deal in taboos and the subjects I do as a stand-up are quite challenging. But my film roles have been much more fun and escapist.

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

Atheism is the lack of belief in a god (or gods). It makes no claim. It merely rejects the claim that a god (or gods) exists. Nothing more.

With 'The Office' and 'Extras' I've always snuck in a little bit of heart and pathos - and drama, which is fun.