I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.

It breaks your heart when you throw something away, but it's what left that counts. It's like worrying about the bits of rock you have knocked off in order to make a beautiful statue. You've wasted half the rock, yeah, but it's the Venus di Milo!

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.