I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.