I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

No one wants to see cool people doing brilliantly. I want to see the struggle. That's the fun bit.

Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?" I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying "Prove I can't fly." They'd go: "What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!"