I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and so the aim [while stand-up] is to get that funny on stage with 5,000 strangers, to get that funny in a room where people shouldn't be listening but they are.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.

The world is bigger than all the parts. That's the important thing, and one thing can throw everything off kilter. And you must never let yourself off. You'll let yourself off by mistake. So you shouldn't do it consciously. You have to be above it all and just be very disciplined with it. Just be very disciplined with it.

Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block.