Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

No one wants to see cool people doing brilliantly. I want to see the struggle. That's the fun bit.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.

I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.

I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.