Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.

I've got the attention span of a child.

I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.