There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

I use people's real voices because I want realism. So often I mention the actors' physicality because I want it to be like a real documentary.

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.

People think "The Office" was improvised, but it's all on the page. We do that because what we found is that in the early days of "The Office," we went in with it sort of 80 percent scripted and we did some things and then we improv'd and we did - you know, and it gets a laugh on the floor because it's the first time they've heard it.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.