I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth.

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

I've got the attention span of a child.

The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.

To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.