America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with "The Simpsons"... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational