America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.

My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing.

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.