When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.
I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.
Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.