The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.

I was okay with singing. I always sneak a song into everything I do. Dancing, a little awkward. Little embarrassed about that. I don't move well. But I was with a frog, so it doesn't matter. I'll do anything with a frog, that's my motto. He's great with tap-dancing or flap-dancing on my head. So no one's going to be looking at me when we're doing that dance. They're going to be saying, 'There's a frog dancing'.

I've worked in an office. People are sitting down doing their stuff, or pretending to do their stuff, and they're bored. I've heard a car tire screech and 30 people went to the window. That was a piece of excitement in their day, that a car might have had to stop quickly, you know. You don't need dinosaurs, you know.

If you pay attention to good critics, you have to listen to the bad. So you have to ignore them all really. You can't just cherry pick the glowing ones.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!