The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.

The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me.

I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth.

With 'The Office' and 'Extras' I've always snuck in a little bit of heart and pathos - and drama, which is fun.

The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.