The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.

Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.