Famous people are above the law.

My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn't reoffended. I think he's going straight, which shows you prison does work.

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better

I've got the attention span of a child.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

Comedy and drama are different sides of the same coin. And the thing about comedy and drama is about likability. It's about character first. It's about story. And for me, it's about empathy, and I think the realer someone is, the further you can go either way with them.