To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.

It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

Famous people are above the law.

I've worked in an office. People are sitting down doing their stuff, or pretending to do their stuff, and they're bored. I've heard a car tire screech and 30 people went to the window. That was a piece of excitement in their day, that a car might have had to stop quickly, you know. You don't need dinosaurs, you know.

Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.

Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.