I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.