I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby.

I'm quite squeamish, really. I'm philistine and unsophisticated - not because of my great discerning palate but other reasons. Some are moral grounds, some texture.

I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven't seen it.

The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising.

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.