I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.

Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

Where there's a will - there's a relative!