The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.