The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

People think "The Office" was improvised, but it's all on the page. We do that because what we found is that in the early days of "The Office," we went in with it sort of 80 percent scripted and we did some things and then we improv'd and we did - you know, and it gets a laugh on the floor because it's the first time they've heard it.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.