If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

I've got three friends that you'd call famous, but I'm sure after 20 years, most of my friends will be famous or work in television, because that's the nature of what your work is. When I was working in an office, most of my friends worked in offices.

I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth.

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'