I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.
Ricky GervaisI don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.
Ricky GervaisWhat is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? Itโs the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasnโt when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went โMr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?โ. Didnโt happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish!
Ricky Gervais