I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what I never do now is go to a busy bar on the weekend, or after 8 o'clock at night. That's the danger zone. Also being trapped. Never go on the Metro, or a bus.