I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.