I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.

When you think of things like The Sopranos, The Wire, Damages, they are beating film on a regular basis. Most films are terrible. It's only the 2% that are good. There's things you can do on TV which you can't do on film. There is something about those episodic, serialisations that are grand and operatic.

I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?

I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.