I don't do anything for the money.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.