Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me after the sex change. I haven't told you about that, have I?

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

That's what being nervous and sort of out of your comfort zone does. It's the same in "The Office" when a black guy comes to the office and all he thinks is `I better show this guy I'm not a racist.' So what does he do? Only talks about black issues.

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.

I still see myself as a bit of a cottage industry. Being in a room creating stuff and seeing if anyone wants it, as opposed to going to work for someone.

I use people's real voices because I want realism. So often I mention the actors' physicality because I want it to be like a real documentary.