I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.
Ricky GervaisI can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven't seen it.
Ricky GervaisIf your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
Ricky Gervais