Why buy a book when you can join a library?

I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

If all the Atheists & Agnostics left America, they'd lose 93% of The National Academy of Sciences & less than 1% of the prison population.

I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven't seen it.

The world is bigger than all the parts. That's the important thing, and one thing can throw everything off kilter. And you must never let yourself off. You'll let yourself off by mistake. So you shouldn't do it consciously. You have to be above it all and just be very disciplined with it. Just be very disciplined with it.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.