Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

Why buy a book when you can join a library?

There are good and bad critics like good or bad artists. A good critic says why they didn't like it. A bad critic gives it away that they don't like you as a person. I quite like that as well, because it means that I've won.

The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising.